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I need to start eating more healthy, but first I need to eat all the junk food in the house so it's not there to tempt me anymore. ALWAYS my thought process

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And oh so true! Perhaps someone will pay me to drink wine and knit?

Maybe not right away. I mean, this does qualify as one of the only two acceptable reasons to run.

True Story, bro.

If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. HAHAH My husband told me this yesterday. He yelled RUN SAVE YOURSELF and i looked back to see what we were running from first! He said running is your death trap uummm yup

Yep...

You have on sweats, no makeup and messy hair and suddenly it’s a reunion.

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

Hahahahahaha - although I've actually been working out lately, this was so true about me 2 weeks ago!!

While I've been recovering from the flu, Diddly Squats have been a part of my daily exercise routine!

Good point.

Free, News Ecard: Shouldn't you have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check since I have to pass one to earn it for you?

Ummm.. No no wait... Ummm oh yeah.. I mean. Hahaha

every time but spell check is there too! thank you God for spell check

Vodka looks like water :-)

Let's workout really hard, then rehydrate with margaritas! Let's workout really hard, then rehydrate with margaritas! Let's workout really hard, then rehydrate with margaritas!

You know your getting old when the joy of having nothing to do outweighs the joy of doing anything.

Funny Encouragement Ecard: You know your getting old when the joy of having nothing to do outweighs the joy of doing anything.

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