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Perfect Christmas gift for all noncourt reporters!
Merry Christmas & Happy New Year 2014! Watch Santa Claus TV Live TV from Finland Read more: http://thewatchtv.com/watch-santa-claus-tv-live-tv-from-finland/#ixzz2oPwPbkMb
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They really need one, santa Find Funny stuff to Pin here: http://associate.graymafia.com/?p=70663
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GOD will fix all this mess in His time!
More "WISE" men, less "ROCK" stars!
I AM COPYING THIS FOR CHRISTMAS CARDS THIS (2013) YEAR
I wish a bright star would appear in the east over Washington, DC. We could use a few wise men up there.
Wisemen in DC
Maxine Christmas Cartoons | Maxine Christmas Political Humor | Funny Cartoons
At Walmart, Reality Check, Humor, Walmart People, Facts Of Life, So Funny, Obama, So Sad, People Of Walmart
This doesn't even make sense because the people that shop at Walmart are anti Obama rednecks. Whoever made this is a complete retard.
People of Walmart
Nice reality check.
So sad, but so true. It became clear to me when I went to college why Obama got re-elected. Our country is in some serious trouble with him in charge.
Obama a President of the (Walmart) people
Facts of life!! So sad!
How Obama got re-elected SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA
Great Dane memes - Google Search
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dogs funny - Google Search
big dog humor
Great Dane and the exploding couch Funny dog . This looks like Wendy's bed ...lol
Dog humor~ great dane
Haha too funny. My dog needs to be in this picture. Whittaker Bad Dog
.too funny. Great Danes.
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Goats Yelling Like Humans...The last one is so funny I nearly died!!
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Gets me every time!! So funny! Goats Yelling Like Humans - Super Cut Compilation - YouTube
Goats Yelling Like Humans - Super Cut Compilation BEST. VIDEO. EVER! I can't emphasize that enough. If you are in need of a good laugh, watch this.
Funny Goats Screaming Like Humans - 2013 Compilation - See the video : http://www.onbrowser.gr/funny-goats-screaming-like-humans-2013-compilation/
Goats Yelling Like Humans - Super Cut Compilation....that's funny stuff
Ain T, Amenities, Tax, Pet Peeves, Bahaha, So True, Ghetto Families, So Funny, So Sad
so, so wrong..but so funny!!
For all the taxes they take out of my paycheck, the least they could do is send me a picture of the ghetto family I'm supporting to hang on my fridge.
so sad, but oh so true.
Or the family with 10 kids and a nice house and vehicles and everything you can imagine, but still on food stamps and getting 8k or more back on taxes! (sorry a BIG pet peeve of mine)lol.
Silly Girls, Funny Pictures, Social Media, Bathroom Mirror, Funny Stuff, So True, Google Glass, True Stories, The Moon
Google Glass Will Disrupt Social Media With Too Much Data
5 photos while on the moon 37 bathroom mirror selfies -- and counting
So true! hahaha
Went to the Moon ~ Funny pictures
And the working people still get to pay for it!
Not a hard concept to understand!
Doggie, Puppies, Laughing So Hard, Dog Shaming, Pet, Dogs Shaming, So Funny, I Love Dogs, Animal
Dog shaming. Hahahaha. It's like the pet version of shitmykidsruined.com!!!
Dog Shaming. I laughed so hard, I cried! I see my doggies on these guys!
#funny #dog #shaming... #dogs #puppies #cute #animals
I love dog shaming. So funny.
Crying I'm laughing so hard. I love dog shaming :)
Dog shaming, poor puppies! These make me laugh so hard, I almost pee.
Just For Men: Birth Contraction Simulator...Of course they couldn't handle it!
Men Experienc, Experienc Women, Births Contract, Women Pain, Future Husband, My Husband, Funny Stuff, Contract Simulator, New Dads
Men experiencing women’s pain… need it for my future husband!!!!
Men experiencing women’s pain. I need my husband to have this experience, I have had four children. Lol
A Birth Contraction Simulation Device, can i get this for my husband?
Hahaha now that is funny stuff!
This should be a requirement for every new dad. haha I'm making my husband do this
Omg Yesssss, Weekend Ecards, Not Enough, Never Enough, The Weekend, My Life, Long Weekend, Funny Weekend, Teacher
Funny Weekend Ecard: Some say there aren't enough days in the week, I believe there aren't enough days in the weekend.
I think every teacher would agree!!!!
Definitely not enough days in the weekend.
Long weekend!!! 3 days of laying on my couch.. woo hoo.. 😒
What?? Mind blown
Times Tables, Math Tricks, Remember This, Math Teacher, Multiplication Facts, 8Th Grade Math, Teacher Taught, Multiplication Tables, Kid
I remember this when I was a kid!
Multiplication Fact Trick! This will help when it's time for the kiddos to learn their times tables.
I wish my 8th grade math teacher would have taught me this trick! @Jenean Morrison Roberts
Mind = Blown. How did I never know this? I can't do multiplication tables to save my life... this would have helped!
My math teacher taught me this in second grade.
They better still teach math trick like these to my kids!!!
Potatoes Quotes, Newborns Baby, Baking Potatoes, New Parents, Teenage Posts Funny Serious, Teenage Posts Parents Serious, So True Teenage Posts Serious, Hilarious Stuff, Funny Truths
Hahah! So true! Seriously... a newborn baby does not look like either parent yet.
I just laughed so hard..first, kinda a funny truth and second, what the hell is this doing on a teen post? Maybe because its juvenile humor...otherwise, stop
So is it mashed, fried, or baked potato?
But if you're a new parent... Um, it's beautiful, it really is!
America, Awesome, Giggl, Funny Stuff, Ecards, Case, So Funny, So Sad, Black Friday
black friday... so sad when you think about it!
Black Friday. So funny yet very true!
#ecards - Black Friday: Because Only In America, People Trample Others For Sales Exactly One Day After Being Thankful For What They Already Have
Black Friday is awesome though!
Not a black friday shopper but this made me giggle :)
At least before I knew what it was.
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LMAO, i just seriously cried from laughing so hard
OMG too funny haha
So funny and so true!!
So true!! My Business - #Ecards, #Funny, #Humor
Ha! So true!
Best Friends, Awesome, Giggl, Funny Anniversaries Quotes, My Life, Marry Life, Ecards, Babes, So Funny
Being married is like having a best friend who doesn't remember anything you say. **Man, this is so my life!**
Omg so funny!
Being married is like having a best friend who doesn't remember anything you say. | Anniversary Ecard | someecards.com
Story of my life! Love you babe!! hahahahaha
Married life. Gee thought it was just me.lol
Totally agree....bugs me so much
Pets Peeves, People Types, Yep Looks, Pet Peeves, The Face, Too Funny, So True, Annoying, Grammar
I'm not this violent. I'd just slap them in the face with a dictionary. :)
Bad grammar is one of my biggest pet peeves!
I'm sorry this is just too funny
Haha so true!
So annoying. It's one of my pet peeves.
Sooo annoying! I hate when people type like this!
Laughing, Sea Fish, Giggl, My Life, Funny Stuff, Humor, Deep Sea, So Funny, Laughter
Jaja awe poor deep sea fishes :)
so much laughter
Oh my gosh! I laughed so hard when I saw this. Soooo mean, but oh so funny.
HAHAHA! Oh my..Can't stop laughing!! Story of my life!!
Instagram, Food Pictures, Take Pictures, Funny Pictures, Social Media, So True, Socialmedia, Food Photo, True Stories
WOW hahaha... seriously! ... again I am a photographer... I take lots of pictures of pretty much anything. But this whole food pictures to add instagram effects and then post them there is pretty annoying ... they are not chefs or photographers makes it bad for the chefs and/or us photographers. Because people get very annoyed with all the food pictures of all of the random people. Hey, that's fine, go out, take pictures create and save memories but geez hold on to posting so many food pics.
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darn food photos, find a new muse instagram ppl
meanwhile on instagram. hahahaha this is hilarious so so so true! Guilty in here!
Food tastes so much better when you take a picture of it and post it to Instagram. True story
Have a fantastic weekend from all the team @ SocialNetworX. #FunFriday http://www.socialnetworx.co.uk/ #socialmedia #marketing #instagram
Social Media Jokes - Instagram
12 Second, Amenities, My Life, Baskets, House, Ecards, Hate Laundry, True Stories, Kid
The best 12 seconds of my life!!
Loving them now, but any minute the kids will walk in and fill the basket up again!
Amen! My life
Don't you just love those 12 seconds when all the laundry is done? #ecard
Not sure it's 12 seconds at my house!!! ....lol.....lot's of kids....lots of laundry. Sure do love these KIDS!
Ugh, I hate laundry! I never even get those 12 seconds.
Makes me cry too!
Poor Kids, Funny Pictures, Children, Funny Stuff, Humor, Smart Kids, Halloween Masks, Funnie, Smartkid
Scariest Halloween Mask Ever!
Obama mask funny humor Obama is a Socialist
Scary mask - smart kid
Obama - Still Scaring Children! Wait till the little one finds out he'll be paying for Obama's debt.
I find this really funny lol Poor Kid
Dump A Day Tuesday's Funny Pictures - 110 Pics
Barbie's proportions brought to life: 5'9" 110lbs, 39" bust, 18" waist, 33"hips. Hello scary lady...
Life Size, A Real Woman, Proportions Brought, 110Lbs, Real Barbie, Real Life, Body Image, Real Women, Slumber Parties
” Some people have skeletons in their closet. I have an enormous Barbie in mine. She stands about six feet tall with a 39” bust, 18” waist, and 33” hips. These are the supposed measurements of Barbie if she were a real person. I built her as a part of the first National Eating Disorder Awareness Week (NEDAW) at my high school, later introducing her to Hamilton College during its first NEDAW in 2011. When I was a little girl, I played with my Barbie in her playhouse, sending her and Ken on dates that always ended with a goodnight kiss. I had fond times with my Barbie, and I admired her perfect blonde locks and slim figure. Barbie represented beauty, perfection and the ideal for young girls around the world. At least, as a seven-year-old, that is what she was to me. In January 2007, I was looking for a way to make my peers realize the importance of eating disorders and body image issues. I was frustrated after quitting the cheerleading squad, frustrated with pressures to look and act a certain way and most of all frustrated with the eating disorder controlling my life. I wanted to do something that would turn others’ apathy into action. That evening, my neighbor and I found two long pieces of wood and started measuring. With a little math, nails and hammering, we built a stick figure that stood about six feet tall. The chicken wire came next. Surrounding her wooden frame, we created a body that wasn’t much thicker than a stick figure, but had the womanly and unattainable curves and proportions that impressionable young girls idealize. We stuffed the chicken wire with newspaper and created a body that creepily leaned against the wall in my neighbor’s basement. She now needed some skin, so I brought her back to my apartment and employed the masterful art of papier maché. Taking stacks of newspaper, glue and water, I skipped my high school semi-formal dance to give my girl some skin. Oddly, I started to feel my fondness for Barbie return, now not as a plaything but as a tool to reveal the negative body image that she promotes. As I papier machéd, I couldn’t forget Barbie’s impressive bust and blew up balloons over and over again to achieve a perfect 39” measurement. Once her chest was secured, I spent hours dipping and smoothing the paper, and later mixed paints to replicate her seemingly perfect white skin tone. With a little hard work and a lot of time, a headless, footless and handless body soon stood in my apartment. But it was then I became stumped. I couldn’t figure out how to recreate the recognizable face of the Barbie we all know and love. With NEDAW just around the corner, I was panicked. On my way to get office supplies, I drove by a Toys ‘R’ Us, and that’s when it hit me. Remember that Barbie with just shoulders and a head, meant for you to practice brushing her hair? I confidently walked into the toy store for the first time since I was a kid. I found the Barbie head, found a friend to assemble that head, and clothed Barbie for her first debut. I dressed Barbie in my old clothes. The skirt she still has on today is a reminder of who I once was. That skirt, a size double zero, used to slip off my waist when I was struggling with anorexia. I put it on Barbie to serve as a reminder that the way Barbie looks, the way I once looked, is not healthy and is not “normal,” whatever normal might mean. My Barbie’s role is simple. She grabs the attention of apathetic onlookers and makes them think and talk about an issue that thrives in silence. In the last four years, Barbie has surpassed my expectations, attracting attention and sparking conversation among listeners and readers across the nation. Once a year, at the end of February, Barbie comes out of the closet to meet my friends, strangers, and those apathetic onlookers. During NEDAW, she reminds people that eating disorders and body image issues are serious and prevalent. Holding an awareness week in high school or college is just one way to get students to discuss these important issues. However, constant discussion and education is key to dealing with and overcoming eating disorders. Despite her bizarre appearance, Barbie provides something that many advocacy efforts lack. She reminds of something we once loved, while showing us the absurdity of our obsession with perfection. More “Get Real, Barbie” statistics:* • There are two Barbie dolls sold every second in the world. • The target market for Barbie doll sales is young girls ages 3-12 years of age. • A girl usually has her first Barbie by age 3, and collects a total of seven dolls during her childhood. • Over a billion dollars worth of Barbie dolls and accessories were sold in 1993, making this doll big business and one of the top 10 toys sold. • If Barbie were an actual women, she would be 5’9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoe. • Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs. • At 5’9” tall and weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate. • If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions. • Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled “How to Lose Weight” with directions inside stating simply “Don’t eat.” “
#Barbie's proportions brought to life: 5'9" 110lbs 39" bust, 18" waist, 33"hips.--I've never understood this. Wouldn't Barbie just look like Barbie is she was real life sized?
So creepy!... Barbie's proportions brought to life: 5'9" 110lbs 39" bust, 18" waist, 33"hips....• There are two Barbie dolls sold every second in the world. • The target market for Barbie doll sales is young girls ages 3-12 years of age. • A girl usually has her first Barbie by age 3, and collects a total of seven dolls during her childhood. • Over a billion dollars worth of Barbie dolls and accessories were sold in 1993, making this doll big business and one of the top 10 toys sold. • If Barbie were an actual women, she would be 5'9" tall, have a 39" bust, an 18" waist, 33" hips and a size 3 shoe. • Barbie calls this a "full figure" and likes her weight at 110 lbs. • At 5'9" tall and weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate. • If Barbie was a real woman, she'd have to walk on all fours due to her proportions. • Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled "How to Lose Weight" with directions inside stating simply "Don't eat."
"Barbie's proportions brought to life: 5'9" 110lbs 39" bust, 18" waist, 33"hips. So, don't dream to be Barbie because in reality, she looks like a freak". Real Barbie is scary! The real women next to her is beautiful.
Nerd Girl Problems True.
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Nerd Girl Problems - true story.
Nerd Girl Problems. I have this very bad habit
Nerd Girl Problem #395. Honestly, I thought this was just me!
reading, books, literature, nerd girl problems
Nerd Girl Problems. Sometimes it gets so bad that I have to get a piece of paper to cover up the page to force myself to read it line by line!
Nerd Girl Problem - i would have to cover the next part with my hand all the time throughout The Hunger Games Trilogy.
The bigger the better!