Cyndi Lauper claims that "girls just wanna have fun." Pfft please, girls just wanna eat without getting fat.

Cyndi Lauper claims that "girls just wanna have fun." Pfft please, girls just wanna eat without getting fat.

This should be a lesson to all who try to offer me cookies - ever. Raisins that look like chocolate chips from a distance are evil, and should NEVER be offered up as delicious or tempting. Consider it law.

This should be a lesson to all who try to offer me cookies - ever. Raisins that look like chocolate chips from a distance are evil, and should NEVER be offered up as delicious or tempting. Consider it law.

Yep!  Your ex lies about you, but you believe everything your new boyfriend says about his ex!  Ridiculous!  Maybe you should ask around and really get to know the person you are dating!

Yep! Your ex lies about you, but you believe everything your new boyfriend says about his ex! Ridiculous! Maybe you should ask around and really get to know the person you are dating!

Cry for Help by Somee: Chuckle. And pass me a cookie, please.

Cry for Help by Somee: Chuckle. And pass me a cookie, please.

You have to be just sneaky enough to make sure they're alive, but quiet enough that they don't see you and start with the, "Mom, mom, mom's"

You have to be just sneaky enough to make sure they're alive, but quiet enough that they don't see you and start with the, "Mom, mom, mom's"

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