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Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

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Nw that's what I call productivity. Now, I really need to go do those 6 hours worth of work. In one hour.

Is it passive aggressive, maybe? Did this and received this. Except unfriended on facebook well after 'friendship' was over.

this is exactly why i *don't* unfriend ppl who aren't really friends becaus omg cassie johnson lol e i don't want them thinking i'm being passive-aggressive when really, i just can't stand the "clutter" of people on my friend list that i never talk to!

funny pictures - funny quotes - I just ran my first marathon this morning

Just kidding I'm on my cupcake. Just kidding I hate cupcakes. Just kidding I live for cupcakes. Just kidding I live for veggies. Just kidding veggies make me sick. Just kidding millennials make me sick.

So much easier

Cross out the word husband and replace with boyfriend, and this is my life!

Yup that's me

I suffer from ADCD: Attention Deficit Cleaning Disorder. It's where you start to clean one thing, but get distracted by another thing that needs cleaning. That causes you to bounce from one job to another only to end up doing a lot of work with nothing to

That's me!

Just because I k now I could get more done if I got up earlier doesn't mean I have any intention of ever trying it - morning humor

Revised: The real list of things that men do to annoy women ...

Revised: The real list of things that men do to annoy women

"A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house." Although mine usually does clean the house too:)

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