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So true.but "realized" instead of "relized" and "conversations" instead of "converstations".

Funny Confession Ecard: My Pinterest account looks like I am going to be very fit, very fat or very, very drunk.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I think I'm allergic to chocolate. My ass and thighs are showing definite signs of swelling.

I amuse myself everyday...and laugh even harder when the tight wads around me don't 'get it'.

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Blessed are we who can laugh at ourselves for we shall never cease to be amused.

"When a man says, 'It's not in there, I looked,' that doesn't mean it's not in there."

When a man says "It's not in there, I looked. It's called "man eyes"

SERIOUSLY

Child: "Mom, can I have a candy?" Mom: "Did you brush your teeth?" Child: "Not yet" Mom: "No, then you can't have candy." (Child leaves room and finds Dad)Child: "Dad, can I have candy?" Dad: "Yes.

This is too funny. I love the imaginary outfits on Pinterest.

eCard--Yes, I just pinned the same outfit you did. Don't sweat it, we won't wear our imaginary outfits on the same day.

Funny Thanks Ecard: Thanks for pinning the top 5 tips to a flat belly followed by a recipe for a 5 layer chocolate cake.

I just skim those flat belly pins. I wasn't BORN with a flat belly.

7 Things No One Tells You About Going Paleo  http://www.womenshealthmag.com/food/going-paleo?cid=soc_Women's%252520Health%252520-%252520womenshealthmagazine_FBPAGE_Women's%252520Health__

7 Things No One Tells You About Going Paleo

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: When I was a baby an evil fairy cursed me with expensive taste and no money.

"I choose to start with cocktails because no great story ever started with a salad." // cocktail napkins. Each napkin measures a generous 5" by 5" and is printed on premium three-ply softest tissue. Forty napkins are packaged in a clear, plastic box. #bensgarden

"I choose to start with cocktails because no great story ever started with a salad. Each napkin measures a generous by and is printed on premium three-ply softest tissue. Forty napkins are packaged in a clear, plastic box.

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