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and it was that Kit-Kat moment that made me decide never to ever,ever have children. SBL

and it was that Kit-Kat moment that made me decide never to ever,ever have children. SBL

Hey auto correct, quit tampering with my curse words, you mother forklift.

Hey auto correct, quit tampering with my curse words, you mother forklift.

I don't wanna work, but I sure as hell don't want to bang on de drum all day!

I don't wanna work, but I sure as hell don't want to bang on de drum all day!

your e cards | Tumblr | Funny stuff | Pinterest | Punto di vista ...

your e cards | Tumblr | Funny stuff | Pinterest | Punto di vista ...

Funny Friendship Ecard: We should have our own TV show. People would totally watch us. We are fucking hilarious.

Funny Friendship Ecard: We should have our own TV show. People would totally watch us. We are fucking hilarious.

This is SO TRUE! None of my favorite shows are on right now, and the books have been read twice...lol

This is SO TRUE! None of my favorite shows are on right now, and the books have been read twice...lol

Anyone driving slower than I am is an idiot. Anyone driving faster than I am is a maniac.

Anyone driving slower than I am is an idiot. Anyone driving faster than I am is a maniac.

'I just love what the rain has done to my curly hair' - said no one ever.

'I just love what the rain has done to my curly hair' - said no one ever.

This describes my work friend and I! If someone overheard us...let's just say we would be fired before they stroked out! Haha!

This describes my work friend and I! If someone overheard us...let's just say we would be fired before they stroked out! Haha!

Electronic Hoarding - LOL!    Probably true, but it's not a fire hazard, there are no bugs or rodents, all the toilets and sinks are functional and clean, the food in my frig is all within date, and Pinterest has no undesirable smells.  How bad can it be?  I'm not ashamed to be an electronic content hoarder.

Electronic Hoarding - LOL! Probably true, but it's not a fire hazard, there are no bugs or rodents, all the toilets and sinks are functional and clean, the food in my frig is all within date, and Pinterest has no undesirable smells. How bad can it be? I'm not ashamed to be an electronic content hoarder.

It's a little disheartening when your co-workers get paid more than you and you still have to show them how to use the copier to scan a document.  Just making a card for what's going on today at work.

It's a little disheartening when your co-workers get paid more than you and you still have to show them how to use the copier to scan a document. Just making a card for what's going on today at work.

too many girls need to read this, and actually get the memo

too many girls need to read this, and actually get the memo