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Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I miss being the age when I thought I'd have my shit together by the time I was the age I am now.

Home is where you can say anything you want because nobody listens to you anyway.

Funny Family Ecard: Home is where you can say anything you want because nobody listens to you anyway.

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

too funny!!

Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

I can't tell if I'm dealing well with my life these days or I just don't give a shit anymore.

hah!! That's me lol I sit in my room with a laptop and my iPod and stalk everfound and never want to leave or socialize :) lol

Whew, that was close. I almost had to socialize. And yup! I'm married to a pastor. People expect me to socialize.

I hate it when I plan my day and nobody follows the script

read the script people! This so me control freak lord I am aweful.

How often does this happen?  What about us "Mature Ladies" who are permanently lacking certain hormones because we have been told it is bad for our health if we were to bring them up to adequate levels?  And yet "Low T" is now all the rage and men of all ages are now going for raising that testosterone as a cure for all their ills, being promised that they will be like teenagers again! =/

Funny Confession Ecard: I love when my brain chemicals and hormone levels are just right and I actually enjoy life.

Rubbermaid works well for this, too.

Funny Confession Ecard: Tupperware is so handy for those times when you feel like throwing out your food another day. this is our family in an ecard.

I just don't think I should ever have to wear pants...

I just don't think I should ever have to wear pants. Dillon Smith I HATE PANTS

Now, there's an ecard to prove it!!! -k

eCard: Target is like a casino, you lose track of time and money. So true!

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