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Funny Cry for Help Ecard: I'm eating my feelings and they taste delicious.

I would probably kill them very slowly and painfully til they bleed <-- posting for that comment

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If this is really a Dane Cook joke, it is perhaps the only one I have ever laughed at. Spot on, Dane.

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A girl's best friend Haha Funny Friendship Ecard: A good friend brings over a bottle of wine to share. A best friend brings two.

I really don't have time for people who don't find me hilarious.

“I really don’t have time for people who don’t find me hilarious”

Ha ha.. Love it:-)

people always think I'm drunk after just 2 drinks. When in fact, it's not my fault I'm naturally just a God damn blast

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

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Who are you talking to Jake from state farm what are you wearing "Jake from statefarm A cakeys she sounds hideous well shes a guy so.

Bhahahahaha!! You both are fucking retards! The apple doesn't fall far from the tree :)

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: I know you're my best friend because I'd shank a bitch for you.

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I'm sorry that I got angry and said a lot of things that I meant but still should not have said. --this is totally me.

...the reason I have no friends...lol

Funny Confession Ecard: Im not anti-social. I just have a strong aversion to B., drama, and pretending. makes-me-laugh-quotes

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Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: I missed the memo that said we ladies are now expected not only to hold down jobs but also to knit, craft, and bake from scratch again all while having washboard abs.

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