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I'm only as strong as the cocktails I drink, the hairspray I use, and the girlfriends I have.

I love being married to my best friend. I can tell him anything because half the time he does not hear me.

True story , this is so me,. i only ask once. then its done. LOL

"I don't exactly hate you but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it." <--- Haha, I hate saying this but sometimes I feel this way towards some people!

Cheers to that! "What doesn't kill us makes our drinks stronger." #funny #someecards #drink

You've seen me unshowered with no make-up and loved me anyway. Best Friends. @Michael Dussert Dussert Dussert Jimenez