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hahaha ohhh does this remind me of a few of my besties that think it is just soo funny to instigate situations so I can give them a good laugh while i ream someone out for Lord knows what lol
Hahaha! Oh, you think I'm cute when I'm mad? I'm about to be f**cking gorgeous. Funny saying
Oh my partner thinks he is so funny when he says "you look so cute when your mad"!! Lol
my husband does stuff to piss me off on purpose cuz he thinks its funny and cute.
#Quote: Oh, you think I´m cute when I´m mad? I´m about to be fucking gorgeous
Oh he thinks ilook so sexy when i m mad"!! Lol
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Love this! Funny stuff!
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You say u have told her everything, but I can guarantee that is a LIE. If she really does know the WHOLE truth then she's not very smart. U don't even admit to the truth so how can Lisa know it?
Reminds me of a few people I have met in my life!! "Wipe your mouth, there is still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips." #quotes #bullshit
"You're the best thing that ever happened to me." Such bullcrap. Wipe that mess from your mouth or feed it to the dummy who will believe it. :)
made me fall out laughing!!! I can so hear tj say this!!!
Or coming out of your mouth!! So funny!!!
Ha! Funny stuff right there.
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Spoken like a true woman. O_O
Need to remember this one
OMG!!! This is SO funny!
TRUE STORY. Thank you
This is so true
truth hurts, lol
true story bro
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Bitch, I will punch you by accident on purpose. Lmao! Hilarious!!
Not really "inspirational," I just thought it was funny!!!
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I can't stop laughing
Ha...... funny stuff
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perhaps it could be worded differently but truth is truth and i pretty much laughed out loud at this. time is short to stop and worry about those who don't like you.
This is how i have been feeling since my mom has been in the hospital, other siblings have no clue what its like to be the one and only daughter/ caretaker 24/7.... So, this quote says it all!!!
Naught girl with a potty mouth! Wish she lived by me :) lol
The things I wish I could say to some people.....
words of wisdom or just for laughs...
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Have to say, this is pretty funny!
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No I don't need anger management. You need to stop pissing me off. Funny quotes on PictureQuotes.com.
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Not that I love the quote but the baby made me laugh out loud!
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Bitchy dust! If I was told that I would burst out laughing. Instant mood booster. ;))) I need to post this at my desk:)
Bitchy dust! If I was told that I would burst out laughing. Instant mood booster. ;))) @dlmcgee64 lolol
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TOTALLY! Bitchy dust! If I was told that I would burst out laughing. Instant mood booster. ;)))
haha... this made me giggle!! I would have loved to say that today to someone!!!
.and i dont say that like its a bad thing!
Bitchy dust -this makes me laugh! :D
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Sorry, I'm not Adele. I don't wish the best for you nor do I want to find someone like you. I do however, want to set fire to all your shit. #funny
rotflmao been there,have NOT done that (yet) Funny Breakup @Melissa Henson Ridens @Glenda Thornton Denton @Bobbie Mitchell Tidwell @Joli Ridens @Betsy Buttram Shelton
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Funny Breakup line! I have never felt this way personally, but I know some friends of mine have....
OMG too funny, made me laugh outloud, had to let you see.................thats my type of anger!!
rotflmao! been there,have NOT done that (yet). Funny Breakup
I don't feel this way but it's funny!
LOL ain't that the truth
Funny, yet so true.
Bahahaha. I get this feeling a lot... by araceli
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so true... and these are the days I usually make it extra classy by adding booze!!!
OMG there are days I feel like this-it made me laugh out loud
Come on. Laugh. You know you want to.. . . ROFLMAO!
eCards are after my whole heart.
bitccchhhh, story of my life.
seriously laughed out loud
hahahahah me on a bad day
Monday mornings! So true
wish i had this quote on hand back in high school when my love for all black outfits began #aheadofmytime
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"Women Who Wear Black Lead Colorful Lives." - Neiman Marcus quote... I so resemble this quote, thank you Neiman!
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Untitled (I told my therapist about you) by Mike Monteiro
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I told my therapist about you. Tap for more funny picture messages! - @mobile9 | #humor #funny #quotes
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So, ive actually experience this, and it's actually really weird. Like you'll be talking about something all of sudden they're just like I told my therapist about you or something, and instead of being all sweet like they think it's going to be it's literally just the creepiest thing ever. It just makes you want to ask questions and like why did you tell him about me and Bubba Bubba Bubba blah but yeah it's weird runaway if it happens to you.
i told my therapist about you. (ROFL - I'm sorry. I don't know why I find that so funny.)
This would be funny in the medicine cabinet...I told my therapist about you.
Pretty award thing to hear: I told my therapist about you.
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"For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free.' Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage...." #quote
I want to etch things like this into my memory so I have it handy to hurl at *someone* when he says this...
funny quote but true! Yet some people are still on that little sausage despite the fact that something came along that was real... oh well its the path we've all chosen for ourselves. Hahaha
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Truth has humor
Sometimes you have to flip out
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Ha ha ha....and the last time someone told me that I was BAT SHIT CRAZY I thought it was a bad thing, lol
Bat shit crazy - I typically save this for the REALLY important flip-outs :). So true especially with guys !
Hahaha bat shit crazy! That's my new favorite thing to say... but not really. I like dayum better.
Wish this wasn't the truth, but I'm afraid it is.Bat shit crazy Funny but true...
Sometimes you have to flip out and go bat shit crazy to a point...very true
Habana I went Bat Shit Crazy! At least I had the balls to tell the truth!
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Bat shit crazy !! Very true!!!!
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#Quote: Sometimes I wish I was a bird... So I could fly over certain people and shit on their heads
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Sometimes I wish I was bird. Hahaha!! Yesss for a good laugh.
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Sometimes, I wish I was a bird :-D humor
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Sorry but this is just funny! Don't try to explain yourself to stupid people. You're not the jackass whisperer. #quote #funny
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Don't try to explain yourself to stupid people. You're not the jackass whisperer. | I just stopped laughing. Great Pin I might be whispering this to myself! haha @Carrie Woodell
#jackass #whisperer #jackasswhisperer This made me laugh!!
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Stop asking why Im still single... funny quote I have said the latter to a friend before though. Out of love! (She is the only one allowed to ask!)
Stop asking why I'm still single... funny quote. I am single because I like being alone. My family (kids), my work, and my interests are more than enough to keep me happy. I could not even imagine marriage at this point in my life.
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For my single friends. Lol. Too funny! #single #sotrue #funny
Stop asking why I'm still single... funny quote lol
This is AWESOME! For all my single friends!!!
hahaha... for my single friends
For all my single friends! LOL
For my single friends.
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Adult humor****** -this may need to be your new attitude at work so they'll stop f*cking with you!!! LOLOLOL -thanks for the laughs! I needed them! I'm dealing with this shit. I'm dealing.
"Fuck that Shit!" is a perfectly acceptable replacement for the word "No".
Can this be the new thing? Because I love it so much more than "No"
Fuck that shit ! Lol! Isn't this the truth!
Fuck that shit is perfectly acceptable.
Fuck that shit. #quote