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I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

Oh yes.. way to much drama people! BE HAPPY!

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So true! When people would ask what super power I wish I had when I was little it was reading minds.

Don't+let+people+push+you+around.+Unless+it's+in+a+wagon+or+something,+because+that+could+be+fun.

Don't let people push you around. Unless it's in a wagon or something, because that could be fun.mmmm so true. Wagons are fun.

I would give anything to eat a ton and gain weight and feel full and satisfied to be able to fall asleep and wake up refreshed.

True Do you know that awesome feeling when you get into bed and fall right to sleep, stay asleep all night, and wake up feeling refreshed? Me neither.

Sometimes I write down tasks after I've done them just to get the satisfaction of crossing them off my list.

Funny Confession Ecard: Sometimes I fantasize about a world where I'm in charge, chocolate makes you skinny, and everything is always 75% off.

Funny Confession Ecard: Sometimes I fantasize about a world where I'm in charge, chocolate makes you skinny, and everything is always off.

Funny maybe, but TRUE!

Haha this is so true! Anth is one of few people I will actually talk to. I HATE talking on the phone.

Rubbermaid works well for this, too.

Funny Confession Ecard: Tupperware is so handy for those times when you feel like throwing out your food another day. this is our family in an ecard.

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