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Lmao!

Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: If it has tires or testicles, it's gonna give you problems.

Baahahahaha!

Can I just get a bunch of these made up and hand them out like business cards?

No lunch for me. I'm on a new diet called, 'I have Five Dollars till Friday.'

Funny Confession Ecard: No lunch for me. I'm on a new diet called, 'I have Five Dollars till Friday.

Some things are better left unsaid ...

Some things are better left unsaid. But I'm probably gonna get drunk and say them anyway. Things sometimes need to be said. Thank you alcohol.

In case I ever go missing...

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: If I ever go missing, I would like my photo put on wine bottles instead of milk cartons. This way my friends will know to look for me. Or on vodka bottles.

I hate when skinny people call themselves fat just to get compliments. Bitch just shut up and eat that sandwich.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I hate when skinny people call themselves fat just to get compliments. Bitch just shut up and eat that sandwich.

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