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Never make the mistake of walking away from the one person who actually stood there and waited for you.

Never make the mistake of walking away from the one person who actually stood there and waited for you. They will one day learn to walk away too.

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Easiest Pulled Pork Ever!

Note to husband - your dinner's in the recipe book page And, the ingredients are at the store. (Don't have to tell my husband, he loves cooking.

It's SO FLUFFFFFYYYYYYYY!

I love this! Makes me laugh & smile every time I hear or read it (of course I can't read it without saying like it was said in the movie) despicable me

Advice

My husband knows this and sometimes remembers that often chocolate is the cure. N x "If she growls, throw chocolate at her from a safe place"

I love you, but I still neglect you way too much and for that I am sorry. You're not making this relationship any easier though when you decide not to help me out at night :)

Funny pictures about Dear sleep. Oh, and cool pics about Dear sleep. Also, Dear sleep.

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Do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren't talking? ALL THE TIME!

Good theory

I'm honestly convinced some women do not fart. They just hold it in, and it comes out as drama. Pleeeaaasseee women release the "Craken" We would rather smell the fart, than see the drama !

Amen!

Quote coffee wine play in serenity prayer God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; courage to change the things I can; and wisdom to know the difference.

We still have wedding champagne in our trudge from almost 6 years ago!!! Saving it for a super special occasion, which is TBD

Makes a cute fridge magnet! "Always keep a bottle of champagne in the fridge for special occasions. Sometimes the special occasion is that you've got a bottle of champagne in the fridge.

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