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totally..

hahaha Allen this would be us ;) talk about our life probs and who we hate while we sip our wine ;

Hahaha. Yup. That about sums it up.

I look at people sometimes and think… Really? That’s the sperm that won?

Totally me!!! ❤️ it

I'd rather tell my friends the hurtful truth. If they won't want me after that, it's ok. At least I did my part as a friend. Sugar-coating the truth never helps them.

Stress is caused by giving a fuck. Therefore, I wish I could exchange my heart for a liver, so I can drink more and care less.

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: They say a glass of wine a day is good for you. The bottle is glass, right?

I would rather you fill my glass than call me maybe.

Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy. But here's my wine glass. So fill it maybe?

questionable morals

Funny Friendship Ecard: You drink too much, swear too much and have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.

We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows, you're hot and I want to be on top of you #ecard

We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows, you're hot and I want to be on top of…

LOL, I love ecards

Lol I will never have a baby on board sticker on my car ever! : *Baby On Board* Oh really? I WAS going to ram into the back of your car, but now I wont.

Ecard humor

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Some mornings I wake up and think, yep, todays the day I punch someone square in the throat.

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