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Oh how i cant wait for my after baby margarita! Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: The only thing better than a Margarita is two Margaritas.

Lol... Ok so maybe I wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone... Only cause I work so many hours so u can feed your kids

Funny Workplace Ecard: Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone.

Hahaha if only my teeth were as white as my legs

Funny Friendship Ecard: That moment you and your best friend talk shit about another person telepathically.

This makes me think of @Ruth Christofferson when we are together! LOL

Be Classy, Sassy and a bit Smart Assy! Haha- best things in life!

Coffee, you're on the bench. Alcohol, suit up. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

Coffee, you're on the bench. Alcohol, suit up. This is how I feel when I get off of work lol

I wish fire trucks and ambulances played 'Move Bitch, Get Out The Way' instead of using sirens.

I wish fire trucks and ambulances played 'Move Bitch, Get Out The Way' instead of using sirens.actually I wish MY car played this instead of the horn.

Hahaha!  Yay for saving the day!

i just rescued some wine. it was trapped in a bottle. i saved the day! must be heroes everyday!

I hate the quotes on the pastel background, but this is so true. I never chase shots, and should really stop chasing men…

Absolutely perfect for the girl who never has needed a chaser ;

Foam Run? Color Run? Mud Run? I say we stick to Liquor Store Runs. In a car.

Foam Run? Color Run? Mud Run? I say we stick to Liquor Store Runs. In a car. I loved the mud run but this is funny!

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