"If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport" The places I could pin this sign.

Oops! Haha facial expressions give it away need to remeber LOL

This is so me lol. I "roll my eyes out loud" all the time!

The dark side has cookies.

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in 3 different ways and all were slow and painful. I may look calm, but in my head I've killed you 3 times - handling rude customers at work.

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My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do. Yup every time

I may not be sitting on the dock of the Bay but I am sitting on the corner of Awesome and Bombdiggity... :)

Just sitting here on the corner of awesome and bombdiggity. did someone just use bombdiggity in a quote?

Those who stir the shit pot should have to lick the spoon.

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Tommy.....sooo glad I walked away from that asshole!!!!

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Ric says I can get one of these and hang it on the front door.

Love this "No Drama! Violators Will be Bitch Slapped" You got that right

Lmao it'd be hard not to laugh at that but also sock you in the face at the same time

I am going to put the cape on me next time i get mad . and when he asks, I will tell him I am Super Mad. Sounds like a great way to laugh and make up. If it doesn't work, I will stick my tongue out at him.