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When we're old and our husbands have died, will you promise to live with me so we can drink daily & keep each other comany?

When we're old and our husbands have died, will you promise to live with me so we can drink daily & keep each other company? (Except I'm never getting married. So let's just drink daily and keep each other company starting now.

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Logical proof that female = Iron Man! Iron Man is a female?

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awesome Most Funny Quotes :Top 25 Funny Quotes for Boys...

faster than the speed of light

Funny Confession Ecard: Nothing faster than the speed of light. Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from a photo that makes her look fat. There really is an ecard for that!

True

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: If by 'Let's agree to disagree,' you really mean: 'Let's each continue to think the other person is a fucking idiot,' then, yeah, sure.

Smartass

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: If you're going to be a smartass, first you have to be smart. Otherwise you're just an ass.

Wouldn't it be SO great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle free ...and three sizes smaller? | Confession Ecard

This is how i feel at work when i answer the phone :) Listen bitch, I'm being as polite as I possibly can.

And all the people said, Amen!

Funny Christmas Season Ecard: It just isn't Christmas unless you push your body to the brink of alcholism and diabetes.

Idiots

I know a couple people that do this. They have to be trying to convince themselves because they are not fooling anyone else.

Weight loss humor~

This collection of e-cards has at least one that everybody can relate to. That is the reason the cards are shared so much on social media. They are funny and sarcastic making them easily likeable.

Or a photo of the Executive whose bonus is based upon the tax break you are funding for his industry

For all the taxes they take out of my paycheck, the least they could do is send me a picture of the ghetto family I'm supporting to hang on my fridge!

Do you?

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: You poor thing. You don't even realize you're batshit crazy, do you?

this is funny bc i am suppose to be cleaning.. and instead Kristina and I went to stock up on alcohol and wine. for cheap prices lol bahaha

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Today, Ill be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying all my shit with Febreeze.

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