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I would do this!

I don't fall. I attack the floor! Whether it's backwards, sideways, or head on, I don't fall. I never fall. I surprise attack the floor!

Hm, very thoughtful

SO TRUE! But the sad thing is that my life is boring and I realize how bad it is.

Literally Just 33 Truly Awful Puns

33 Bad Puns

Funny Quote - Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places or like my husband, cleans the garage and puts the "stuff" in the living room and not where it belongs

Haha yes

Totally me! that's exactly it! I Don't Mean To Interrupt - Cool Funny Tees - Skreened T-shirts, Organic Shirts, Hoodies, Kids Tees, Baby One-Pieces and Tote Bags

artist, funny, haha, hate, lyrics

"I hate it when I'm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong". Some where over the rainbow, way up sky. Did she get that wrong?

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funny quote based on how i react when toast pops out, i will never look cool walking away from an explosion. so me


So true! Mirror - "you look great! Take a picture!" Camera - "Mirror said you look great? Well too bad.

so true

I hate when I'm trying to pull the blankets up and I punch myself in the face.or pull my sleeve up and punch myself in the boob.

Make a lot of moves people. Make a lot of moves...

My decision making skills closely resemble that of a squirrel when crossing the street. LOL I will never look at a squirrel the same again


My dentist told me I need a crown. I was like I KNOW, RIGHT? {i know u will appreciate the dentist humor} ;