A true southerner knows the difference betwen a hissy fit and conniption fit is that you don't 'Have' them you 'Pitch' them!

A true southerner knows the difference betwen a hissy fit and conniption fit is that you don't 'Have' them you 'Pitch' them!

Only a true southerner can show or point out the true direction of over 'yonder.' My southern grandma would say "out yonder" I never knew exactly what she meant when I was little! Lo

Only a true southerner can show or point out the true direction of over 'yonder.' My southern grandma would say "out yonder" I never knew exactly what she meant when I was little! Lo

Brilliant. Dad's protect your daughters as they will find someone who treats them exactly as you do.

Brilliant. Dad's protect your daughters as they will find someone who treats them exactly as you do.

I plan to give you love, nurturing, and just enough dysfunction to make you funny.  #funny #quotes #motherhood

I plan to give you love, nurturing, and just enough dysfunction to make you funny. #funny #quotes #motherhood

You know I could put on some hooker heels, go work a corner, get paid a lot more, and actually get screwed less than I do working here.

You know I could put on some hooker heels, go work a corner, get paid a lot more, and actually get screwed less than I do working here.

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