Lord, grant me the serenity to accept stupid people the way they are, courage to maintain self-control, and wisdom to know if I act on it, I will go to jail!

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept stupid people the way they are, courage to maintain self-control, and wisdom to know if I act on it, I will go to jail!

When we're old... to my favorite lady and friend. | Thank you Yame hahahaha

When we're old... to my favorite lady and friend. | Thank you Yame hahahaha

I just saw her picture on facebook, she looks like something I draw with my left hand. | Breakup Ecard | someecards.com

I just saw her picture on facebook, she looks like something I draw with my left hand. | Breakup Ecard | someecards.com

Sometimes it scares me how in sync our weirdness is... | Friendship Ecard | someecards.com

Sometimes it scares me how in sync our weirdness is... | Friendship Ecard | someecards.com

Is There a Best Time of Day to Poop?  http://www.womenshealthmag.com/health/poop-schedule?cid=NL_WHDD_-_032916_BestTimeofDaytoPoop

Is There a Best Time of Day to Poop?

Is There a Best Time of Day to Poop? http://www.womenshealthmag.com/health/poop-schedule?cid=NL_WHDD_-_032916_BestTimeofDaytoPoop

Thanks for being my go-to friend to discuss the annoying-as-fuck tendencies of practically everyone.

Thanks for being my go-to friend to discuss the annoying-as-fuck tendencies of practically everyone.

Funny Confession Ecard: Good friends discuss their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Funny Confession Ecard: Good friends discuss their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

That awkward moment when you and your best friend act more like a couple than you and your boyfriend do. Hahaha

That awkward moment when you and your best friend act more like a couple than you and your boyfriend do. Hahaha

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm not a stalker, I just like to secretly take pictures of people with my iPhone so I can text them to my friend and have a good laugh.

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm not a stalker, I just like to secretly take pictures of people with my iPhone so I can text them to my friend and have a good laugh.

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