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My shower at university was like an old man dribbling on me...

My shower at university was like an old man dribbling on me.

Thank you Facebook and all your narcissistic braggarts for showing us what we aspire not to be.

Thank you Facebook and all your narcissistic braggarts for showing us what we aspire not to be.

Wait while I fill that up...said no one ever

I like to think I AM kind and compassionate.There are some people, however, who choose to have a pity party or gripe fest EVERYDAY, and THAT is when my "cup of care" is empty!

What doesn't kill you...

What doesn't kill you.

.... In every situation...you are definitely the problem...

In every situation.you are definitely the problem.

Gotta love Clark Griswald

National Lampoon's Vacation- "We're all gonna have fun. So much fucking fun, we'll need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles. You'll be whistling Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah out of you're assholes!

The only people more ignorant than the people who talk about you and tell lies; are the ones who believe them. Always get to know people yourself.

A narcissists flying monkeys . don't believe things you hear from other people . if you want the truth, go to the primary source!

Sorry, I'd rather stay home and nurse an unhealthy level of attachment to my dog than socialize with people.

9 Things That Happen When You Have Separation Anxiety From Your Pup

Funny Apology Ecard: Sorry, I'd rather stay home and nurse an unhealthy level of attachment to my dog than socialize with people.

Gossip: It can turn a mild mannered female into a explosive volcano of fury in less than 20 seconds.

Gossip: It can turn a mild mannered female into a explosive volcano of fury in less than 20 seconds.

~`♡`~I LOVE YOU RATON~`♡`~

Nobody protects the heart like patience. Having a good thing is so hard because meeting a strong person is so rare. So I've learned to respect when people run from me, I realize my kind of love ain't for everybody. I'm at peace with that

Normally, stupid isn't actually contagious... But in your case, I'm recommending you to be quarantined for all of eternity to be safe...

Normally, stupid isn't actually contagious. But in your case, I'm recommending you to be quarantined for all of eternity to be safe.

Careful not to trip over my amazingness; it’s everywhere. - For @Elichia Enzler

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: Careful not to trip over my amazingness; it’s everywhere.