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Funny Confession Ecard: Why yes, I can carry on a conversation made up entirely of movie quotes.

Why yes, I can carry on a conversation made up entirely of movie quotes. My husband could probably do this he knows every word to every movie ever made! Maybe I can get him to talk the parts in a silent movie lol that would be cool

I enjoy a glass of win each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for it's health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

Being nice to someone you have an issue with doesn't mean you are fake ... it means someone taught you how to be polite.

Being nice to someone you have an issue with doesn't mean you are fake.it means someone taught you how to be polite. thanks mom for always keeping it classy, and showing me how to remain a lady

...and untalented. Don't forget untalented. I can't make ANYTHING out of old film canisters and candle wax!

Pintrest reminds me how hungry, poor, and unstylish I am.

part one . the living daylight

Pigs like thongs hanging out the backside of your low cut jeans. REAL men like women who know how to carry themselves and dress to impress.

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THE TRUTH! I miss being the age when I thought I would have my shit together by the time I was the age I am now.

Actually I've learned it is much better to avoid asking this question, even if it is rhetorical ...

Dear life...

dear life, when i asked if my day could get worse, it was a rhetorical question…

Cheers to all the folks who do their own research... because they don't trust anyone. That's me.

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk! Hahaha, I think milk causes more problems lol

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