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You speak english, not bingo.

And if we are talking pet peeves, it should be u r not speaking Bingo!

I don't laugh often, but when I do it's usually because someone fell. Stay clumsy my friends.

usually I'm the clumsy one, like when I fall off things.but I still have clumsy friends!

I bite my figurative tongue a lot.

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: You should stop updating your status because you can't spell.

Definitely more if a perv.

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm kind of a lady, but definitely more of a pervert. Ha ha ha so me!

Don't. Füčk. With. Us.

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: Women on the same menstral cycle as their friends should basically be referred to as gang members. That's how dangerous they are.

I don't mean to sound like the grammar police... but I think you meant you're, not your on that last comment...

Funny Friendship Ecard: I'm seriously considering hiring a third grader to…

I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure that the Earth revolves around the sun and not you.

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm not an astronomer, but i'm pretty sure that the earth revolves around the sun and not you.

Glitter was a great idea; until you realized it's the Herpes of crafting supplies and now you cant get rid of it.

Funny Reminders Ecard: Glitter was a great idea; until you realized it's the Herpes of crafting supplies and now you cant get rid of it.

When a girl says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, she's using the same time scale a guy is when he says the game has 5 minutes left.

Funny Confession Ecard: When a girl says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, she's using the same time scale a guy is when he says the game has 5 minutes left.

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