I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than that. | Somewhat Topical Ecard | someecards.com

I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than that. | Somewhat Topical Ecard | someecards.com

According to MASH, I was supposed to end up a successful architect, driving a purple lamborghini, married to Brad Pitt, have one kid and a pet tiger, and living in a mansion. WTF??

According to MASH, I was supposed to end up a successful architect, driving a purple lamborghini, married to Brad Pitt, have one kid and a pet tiger, and living in a mansion. WTF??

Of course I realize how stupid I can be! Haven't you met my Ex? / Somewhat Topical Ecard / someecards.com on imgfave

Of course I realize how stupid I can be! Haven't you met my Ex? / Somewhat Topical Ecard / someecards.com on imgfave

Funny Friendship Ecard: A thing I love about you is how we can talk about stalking so casually.

Funny Friendship Ecard: A thing I love about you is how we can talk about stalking so casually.

At my funeral, when they're lowering me into the ground, I demand they play.. 'Drop it like it's hot'.

At my funeral, when they're lowering me into the ground, I demand they play.. 'Drop it like it's hot'.

You know your friendship is strong when you can discuss your poops, periods, AND problems.

You know your friendship is strong when you can discuss your poops, periods, AND problems.

Or Tequila..... Diane?   Oh that's right, you didn't leave the room!!

Or Tequila..... Diane? Oh that's right, you didn't leave the room!!

Best Ever 25 Quotes to Live By #Quotes #To live by

Best Ever 25 Quotes to Live By

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