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Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you'd miss them.

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you'd miss them.

TRUTH. AND i'm from WI which means I probably don't care what you think a LOT more than you think I do!

TRUTH. AND i'm from WI which means I probably don't care what you think a LOT more than you think I do!

Funny Confession Ecard: a relationship is only made for two... but some bitches dont know how to count.

Funny Confession Ecard: a relationship is only made for two... but some bitches dont know how to count.

that might have been the actual time this morning. happy friday!

that might have been the actual time this morning. happy friday!

Maybe people would stop thinking you're such a bitch if you stopped being such a bitch

Maybe people would stop thinking you're such a bitch if you stopped being such a bitch

My current job doesn't have as many as some previous jobs, but they are by far in the top 5% worst of all time.

My current job doesn't have as many as some previous jobs, but they are by far in the top 5% worst of all time.

They should put more wine in a bottle.... So there's enough for two people.

They should put more wine in a bottle.... So there's enough for two people.