Or maybe chocolates, but some of them have chili peppers in them, and you can't be sure which ones are which until you're pouring a gallon of milk down your throat, praying to make it stop. That happens too.

This is so funny but so true!! Parents can say NO! to their kids & cook nutritious meals at home or have patents forgot how to parent....hmmmm

This is so funny but so true!! Parents can say NO! to their kids & cook nutritious meals at home or have patents forgot how to parent....hmmmm

TRUTH!! No need to starve yourself, if that mofo don't get your Beauty, he is probably so shallow he makes a puddle of spit look like the Marianas Trench!! Ditch him, Girl!

TRUTH!! No need to starve yourself, if that mofo don't get your Beauty, he is probably so shallow he makes a puddle of spit look like the Marianas Trench!! Ditch him, Girl!

My girlfriend just caught me blow drying my penis and asked what was I doing. Apparently, “heating your dinner” was not the right answer.

My girlfriend just caught me blow drying my penis and asked what was I doing. Apparently, “heating your dinner” was not the right answer.

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