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Haha story of my life! But back to college for the 34675336x in the fall again! Party time over!
My life, in a nutshell. I came to college to get my MRS degree.
So funny!but seriously story of my life!
THIS IS MY LIFE PLAN. No doubt about it!
Hey... That's the plan I went with!
quite similair to my life plan
pretty much my life plan :)
My life motto...
My life plan.
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HAHAHAHAA idk why this is so funny
I´m sexy and I know it :)
This writer is so funny!
So gross, yet so funny.
This is so funny lol
Hahahaha so funny!
Yes! Lol so funny!
"Yeah I'd love to have lunch -- DON'T LICK THAT-- where do you want to eat?"
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"Yeah I'd love to go shopping--DON'T LICK THAT-- when do ya wanna meet up?" Haha. I know people feel this way about me!
Ha ha ha . . . this is my sister. "Yeah I'd love to go shopping--DON'T LICK THAT-- when do ya wanna meet up?"
...Or a dog. Just last night I was on the phone with my sister and had to yell "STOP DRINKING OUT OF THE TOILET!"
"Yeah I'd love to go shopping--DON'T EAT THAT-- when do ya wanna meet up? Just did this with my sister on the phone! Lol
@Krysta Guille Guille Laabs, it's more like: "Yeah I'd love to go shopping--WHY ARE YOU NAKED-- when do ya wanna meet up?" Yep this is my life
"Yeah I'd love to go shopping--DON'T LICK THAT-- when do ya wanna meet up?" So funny..
This has been my life this week while returning phone calls for Mercer... omg
Somebody's been listening to my phone calls apparently.
This is how my phone calls normally go lol
Funny Sympathy Ecard: Sorry, you are out of refills for your Knowitall prescription. Looks like you're gonna have to shut up. Ha! Ha! I know of a few people that should get this card in the mail for Christmas. :-)
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Sorry, you are out of refills for your Knowitall prescription. Looks like you're gonna have to shut up. YES!!
Sorry, you are out of refills for your Knowitall prescription. Looks like you're gonna have to shut up. YES!!!!!!!!!!!! This reminds me of a few people!
Sorry, you are out of refills for your Knowitall prescription...
Knowitall prescription. hmm.. who is this at work?
knowitall...I love it
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Funny Confession Ecard: I'm not an astronomer, but i'm pretty sure that the earth revolves around the sun and not you.
I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure that the earth revolves around the sun and not you. hahahaha
lol- i love it! Can I get it on a t-shirt with an arrow pointed to my left? I'll b sure to keep certain people on that side of me when I wear it
Get it straight. Unless you're as big as a planet and you actually have your own gravitational pull. I dunno, maybe call yourself Penisticularis or Coochroameris. But if you have non of that it's Sucksville for you.
Free, Confession Ecard: I'm not an astronomer, but i'm pretty sure that the earth revolves around the sun and not you.
Using astrology to explain your bad life decisions is like going to a doctor and explaining why you wrecked ur car. #nogood #you#are #beyond #stupid #dumpsterdiva
haha I need to post this in my office...and to my back window of the car and to my wal-mart shopping cart...the list could go on forever
I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure that the Earth revolves around the sun and not you. hahaha - Some people just don't get it!
I wish I had this scrolling across my windshield pretty much everywhere I I drive...but I'm also pretty sure they're to stupid to read it.heehee
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completely true...story of my life! ;)
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True story! Lmfao
a piece of cake!
Haha true story
haha so true!!
yep so true!
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Free, Cry For Help Ecard: Just because I came to work today doesn't imply that I've come to actually do work today
I sometimes wish people would just STAY home instead.. but yeahh... funny stuff.. :)
sometimes you wanna go to work and not work, lol story of my life
Ugh this is how I feel today!
So true for coworkers
So true! LOL!
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Free, Somewhat Topical Ecard: Why yes, Wal-Mart, I'd love to wait in line for 30 minutes behind a pajama-clad person who lacks deodorant and a bra. It's so nice of you to have 2 whole registers open..
Yup...it's why I avoid Walmart....I mean thats why i NEVER shop at Walmart!
Hahaha that's about the truth....one of many reasons I avoid Walmart
reasons I avoid Walmart like the plague if I can help it.
This is why I don't shop at Walmart!!
All too often...yup..Walmart sucks.
Story of my life at Walmart
Every time!! HAHAHAHAHAH
so funny& true!
Need to get this as a button, so I can just point to it when, in the middle of conversations, I have an Alzheimer's moment.
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And every passenger carries their life burden just remain in the station for undefined time
From the moment we begin our process leading to your shimmy that breaks me to my core and leaves me powerless, you should take pride that you have defeated mother nature herself. That there is no one on this earth that has been able to drain EVERY thought in my head from that wiggle, and erasing millions of years of evolution in the process that leaves me without a single thought in my head. You should never doubt how powerful that body of a goddess is 2 my world 2 be able 2 control that at will
Ben's Garden 'I'm Afraid My Train of Thought' Glass Tray available at #Nordstrom
#word long (but extremely productive) day. Ready to relax with my babe now ❤️❤️
Im afraid my train of thought has left the station
I said this! I didn't know it was a quote!
you have no idea how true this is for me.
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Sleep always wins! Funny ecard
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Quotes n funny stuff
That's the truth.
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Having neither room in your closet, nor empty hangers, but still firmly believing you need more clothes. Totally me!!
A girl's life: no room or hangers in the closet, but still NEEDING more clothes!
Story of my life! There is never enough
for my daughter..............Paulina :)
Story of my life...yes... :}
Story of my life...Bwahaha!
yup, basically my life
my life in a nutshell
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My yoga pants are sad, cause they never get to go to yoga class.
if only yoga pants were acceptable in the work place.
HAHA! Love my yoga pants and running shorts
haha i practically live in workout clothes!
Truth. @Caryn Crenshaw ...yoga pants!
workout clothes=my daily uniform lol
haha Jenny and her yoga pants!
Ha! Yoga pants anyone??....
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Dear Fairy Godmother, Think you could bippity-boppity-boo me back to 17 years old and that awesome body I thought was fat? Thanks. funny ecards
Actually, I want the awesome body I had back in 09'!
So funny how I'm more confident now than I was then.
I do not just spew profanities. I take my time and enunciate them properly. After all, I'm a fucking lady.
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I do not spew profanities. I take my time and ennunciate them properly. After all, I'm a fucking lady. @Anna Helgadottir Thompson....I thought of you!
So vulgar...! So funny....and yea, so true!!!!
i'm a fucking lady. @Bridget Schwegman
I'm a fucking lady! @Carly Loken Eggie
Story of my life for real.
stay classy ladies
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I may not be skinny, but I'm freaking awesome and that's basically the same thing. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
Funny Confession Ecard: I may not be skinny, but I'm freaking awesome and that's basically the same thing.
Not skinny but awesome! That's me.... I+may+not+be+skinny,+but+I'm+freaking+awesome+and+that's+basically+the+same+thing.
No, I`m skinny and I think if u ain`t- it`s just impossible to be awesome, i`m awesome
I may not be skinny, but I'm freaking awesome...
i may not be skinny but i'm awesome!
This pretty much sums up my life. ;)
The trouble with trouble is, it starts out as fun.