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I need to remember this the next time I'm in a situation that calls for awesome insults!

WHI | Get lost in what you love

Inspiring image bitch, eat makeup, pretty on the inside - Resolution - Find the image to your taste

a HUGE pet peeve of mine

” Oh, I’m Sorry Did The Middle Of My Sentence Interrupt The Beginning Of Yours ” ~ Sarcasm Quote


“ I understand some people live in their own little world, sometimes I wish they would stay there and never visit mine. Uh-oh….

'Liking your own Facebook status is like high fiving yourself in public.' #facebook #funny

this isnt funny the thought of someone high fiving themself energetically! is super funny

So true. Straight to the point.

I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

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I Would Have Come With a Remote Control ! Now it's in bw so you know it must be truth!

The truth to my Pinterest Addiction

Have any Pinterest?

Definition of pin-ter-est (n): So sad, so true, so LOL!

Jealousy is a disease. Get well soon Bitch. haha I'm sure the bitch is cured now. So ugly!

That's why ya don't drink Fireball around your best friends or a group that has grown too large for your comfort level ;)

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I don't know where all this crap about me being a "difficult person" is coming from. I'm a constant fucking delight. Yes, I am.

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100 Inspirational and Motivational Quotes of All Time! (21)

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{QUOTE OF THE DAY} November 2011

I stay up late every night and realize it's a bad idea every morning. Story of my life!

Pinterest stalker! Facebook DRAMA QUEEN ! Twitter ... You smell like way more than drama and a headache but true colors always show and yours are showing BRIGHT AS DAY!

Funny how the people who start with "I hate drama" n thn I b like uuuh Bitch stfu!

66 Of Today’s Freshest Pics And Memes

66 Of Today’s Freshest Pics And Memes

Being a bird would be fun...... As in shitting on people

Trashy language but this one goes out to a sister in law I have the displeasure of knowing