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so funny! I went into a store and seriously asked the girl if they had shorts where my vagina did not hang out :) the lady laughed and said "I totally know what you mean"

Free and Funny News Ecard: I'm sorry, call me old fashioned, but I think shorts should be longer than your vagina.

this is funny bc i am suppose to be cleaning.. and instead Kristina and I went to stock up on alcohol and wine. for cheap prices lol bahaha

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Today, Ill be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying all my shit with Febreeze.

Technically grown-up, yet still have to chant, Lefty Loosey, Righty Tighty to figure crap out.

Funny Friendship Ecard: Technically grown-up, yet still have to chant, Lefty Loosey, Righty Tighty to figure crap out.

And all the people said, Amen!

Funny Christmas Season Ecard: It just isn't Christmas unless you push your body to the brink of alcholism and diabetes.

Yes yes I am.

The doctor said I needed to start drinking more wine. Also, I'm calling myself 'the doctor' now. The doctor is in.

Yes!

LOL ok i dont drink anymore and now i know my juddgment was always a bit skewed but this shit is too funny not to share. i def thought I had the answers and the no care attitude when i was buzzed

...and untalented. Don't forget untalented. I can't make ANYTHING out of old film canisters and candle wax!

+ out of shape. SO true. As I lay here on the couch and pin.

I know so many ppl like this!

when I was a baby, an evil fairy cursed with me expensive taste and no money. Champagne taste with a beer budget!

My Patience is usually thin, but only with people. Patience with my animals is obese.

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