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random thoughts for FRIDAY january 27th, 2012

You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands. For instance, if they are placed around your throat she’s probably slightly upset.

In the future…

In the future…

Fact: In the future I will tell my grandsons that I am older than the internet, and blow their minds forever. So true!

those days when u just want to be left alone:/

Free and Funny Thinking Of You Ecard: Off is the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.

why I must have sex with you

This, a long sex menu to choose from, and a long list of fun games to go along with a long dick would be awesome. Keep it fun!

i before e...except when you run a feisty heist on a weird beige  foreign neighbor.

The English language. I gave up spelling things correctly.I guess teaching kids to sound things out has ruined my spelling ability lol

Haha....hope this isn't the case, but if so hope everyday was worth it.

Humor in Marriage - You Just Have to Laugh

Marriage is like a deck of cards (always good to have a sense of humor in marriage) Truth in humor

I have just received nearly every demerit and completely failed the merit section.  Oh well...The good wife chart from 1939.

I have just received nearly every demerit and completely failed the merit section. Oh well.The good wife chart from

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Cleaning House while the kids are home, is like shoveling snow, while it's still snowing. My house will be clean for when my kids go on vacations.

Wish we could go back to the 70's! A true definition of guys sweeping you off your feet!

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This reminds me of Percy, "Oh, sorry, i meant to be more pacific"

Funny Text Message - what did the ocean say to the other ocean? what. Oh. Do you sea what I did there? I'm shore you did. How do you have friends? don't be such a beach.<><><> LOLOL laughed too hard at this haha

Doug Ross @ Journal: Our Response to North Korea [Papa B]

North Korea wants to destroy America! Obama's laughing response "Too late!