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I threw a shotgun shell at my daughter's date... Told him it's much faster after

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so relatable. Every. Single. Day. I have a habit of talking to inanimate objects. . .

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so relatable. Every. Single. Day. I have a habit of talking to inanimate objects. . .

"Eyelashes are supposed to prevent things from going into your eyes. But whenever I have something in my eye, it's always an eyelash. How eyeronic."

"Eyelashes are supposed to prevent things from going into your eyes. But whenever I have something in my eye, it's always an eyelash. How eyeronic."

This is so true. A few months ago . . .  Friend: L don't touch the dogs. They are disgusting and dirty. You could get sick.   Me: But I touch you all of the time and I'm still breathing.

This is so true. A few months ago . . . Friend: L don't touch the dogs. They are disgusting and dirty. You could get sick. Me: But I touch you all of the time and I'm still breathing.

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