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Today's housekeeping tip: Always keep several get well cards on the mantel. That way, if unexpected guests arrive, they'll think you've been sick and unable to clean.

Have you ever looked at someone and just known that the wheel was turning, but the hamster was dead?

Have you ever looked at someone & just known that the wheel was turning, but the hamster was dead?

you know you did!

Guilty.

how you doin'?I totally did read it in my mind in the exact voice of Joey! Oh how I LOVE Friends!

hahaha, people who love this should start a club together.. #funny..

Pls no. Thx.

No Cash, No Hope, No Jobs. We must protect Kevin Bacon! Not so funny if "No Bacon" actually means "No Food".

I hate opening these lol

funny adult version of jack in the box crescent rolls My husband laughs at me every time I ask him to open the can!

always be batman..always.

Art This is going to be my future child = Batman ! The most important thing in life is to be yourself. Unless you can be Batman. Always be Batman! Inspirational Quotes inspiration-quotes-etc

hahahaha

THIS is now my favourite lemon quote (comm. teacher happy): If Life Gives You Melons.you may be dyslexic.

Or...was it the day before yesterday...? Whatever! lol

Shockingly Funny Ads Pepsi ads in bulding hehe yes. Funny, mine should read, "The house was clean an hour ago. Sorry you missed it.

I'm really bad at measuring the correct amount of pasta, so if you and 79 of your friends want spaghetti tonight, come on over.

Do this all the time.and it's always more noodles than sauce lol. That's why I love the Kraft Tangy Italian Spaghetti in a box; perfect amount every time!

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