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If I die at Wal-Mart, please drag my body to Neiman Marcus...or anywhere else for that matter :-)

"I don't exactly hate you but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it." <--- Haha, I hate saying this but sometimes I feel this way towards some people!


Next time a stranger talks to me…


Love this!! So true, but makes me feel better to know that it is true for so many wives that it became an e-card.

Just a reminder this summer: When taking pics of the beach view, keep your nasty feet out of it. I believe you that you're there.