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This is what I'll say in my head every day after we move to Grand Rapids. New people are crazy people magnets.

The speed in a woman says "nothing" when asked "what's up?" is inversely proportional to the severity of the shit storm that's comin

It’s gotten to the point where I can't even call what I'm doing “procrastinating” anymore, I should just be calling it “jeopardizing my future".

Sometimes I wish my husband was as immature as I am! He just laughs when I'm mad at someone!

I'm actually not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.

I'm sorry there isn't a relationship status on Facebook that accurately describes our situation. | Apology Ecard |