Today I didn't wear makeup. Four people asked me if I was feeling okay. Thanks for thinking my real face looks like I am physically ill.

Today I didn't wear makeup. Four people asked me if I was feeling okay. Thanks for thinking my real face looks like I am physically ill.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I hate to tell you, but curves and rolls are not the same thing. Not at all.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I hate to tell you, but curves and rolls are not the same thing. Not at all.

Actually made this face when I realized the truth about my preferred loungewear.

Actually made this face when I realized the truth about my preferred loungewear.

I am sick of dealing with your bullshit. No more being nice about you being a shitty person and parent.

I am sick of dealing with your bullshit. No more being nice about you being a shitty person and parent.

Oh dear.  Sorry for the crudeness, but this is so true!  If only my kids understood this!

Oh dear. Sorry for the crudeness, but this is so true! If only my kids understood this!

But...I don't even say "I'd like to talk." I just go She-Hulk when I can't get a zipper to work and it ends with "and that's why I hate myself." Am I honest? Yes. Am I crazy? Yes. Do I acknowledge this weakness? Apparently....

But...I don't even say "I'd like to talk." I just go She-Hulk when I can't get a zipper to work and it ends with "and that's why I hate myself." Am I honest? Yes. Am I crazy? Yes. Do I acknowledge this weakness? Apparently....

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