Explore It's Funny, Funny Sayings, and more!

every damn time.

Do this everytime! I hate walking back up the stairs and to the parking lot to bring groceries into my apartment!

Every morning is a constant battle between deciding to spend time on your appearance or sleep for just 15 more minutes. Sleep usually wins.

Sleep or look attractive? Natural beauty is better. Less sleep equals more makeup to cover up the bags. So yeah, sleep =beauty.

Who needs to go to the gym? Do housework quickly and to great music.

That moment when you're supposed to be cleaning and you put on music and it turns into a dance party for one. This happens A LOT in my house.my kids love to dance (just watch out for random dinosaurs!

That's a great idea!  #quote #cleaningfun #funny http://www.cleanerscambridge.com/

Top Sunday Minions, Top Sunday Minions of the hour, Free Top Sunday Minions, Cute Top Sunday Minions, Random Top Sunday Minions

I'm either running from something or i'm gonna need backup and oxygen when I get there!

Does "he" spend too much time on games?

If you see me running, call the police. I always say the only way I'm running is if someone's chasing me!

So much care

Take a BERRY Break (40 photos)

This is my daily allowance of fucks. Oops, sorry, cup's empty. Better luck next time!

ha, occasionally... But I am the queen of saying stupid things or making dumb mistakes so I'm sure that I've gotten some of those looks too ;).

But I am the queen of saying stupid things or making dumb mistakes so I'm sure that I've gotten some of those looks too ;

I don't run. And if you ever see me run, you should start running too. Because something is probably chasing me. | Sports Ecard | someecards.com

Funny Sports Ecard: I don't run. And if you ever see me run, you should start running too. Because something is probably chasing me.

Pinterest
Search