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So true!

Definitely did not nap in Kindergarten and now it's all I want to do. -- My life

Ways to Tell He's NOT the One

Ways You Can Tell This Is NOT the One from a First Date

Ways to Tell He's NOT the One

New Year Nutrition

New Year Nutrition

I just want to lose weight while staying in bed, watching TV, and eating Girl Scout cookies, Is that really too much to ask? Yes. Thin mints and Samoas, please.

Black Friday.

Boycott Thanksgiving Sales

eCard--Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.

The best way to hang up on someone is in the middle of your own sentence. That way they never suspect you hung up on them. Figures this out early on in my call center career.  Creeps actually seem to get the hint better that way....they just hang up when they realize it's me again.

gotta keep this one in mind for the next time I hang up on someone!) or i might just hang up on someone so i CAN do this!

Hahaha!  Yay for saving the day!

i just rescued some wine. it was trapped in a bottle. i saved the day! must be heroes everyday!

Ax a question!

Just for clarification. Did you say you want to ASK me a question or AX me a question? Because I don't want to die.my mother's biggest pet peeve

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I always laugh at my own jokes.Sometimes I can't even get the whole joke out I'm laughing so hard!

Friends do not judge each other, they judge people together.

Friends do not judge each other, they judge people together. ha ha so bad and true!