I lose track of how many times a day I'd like to turn to someone and say, "You can't seriously be this freaking stupid!"

I lose track of how many times a day I'd like to turn to someone and say, "You can't seriously be this freaking stupid!"

Dear playground bullies… Consider yourself warned. Yours truly, Mommy

Dear playground bullies… Consider yourself warned. Yours truly, Mommy

Please, please don't be a bitch to me. Because then I'll have to be a bitch back and I can do it better than you.

Please, please don't be a bitch to me. Because then I'll have to be a bitch back and I can do it better than you.

But...I don't even say "I'd like to talk." I just go She-Hulk when I can't get a zipper to work and it ends with "and that's why I hate myself." Am I honest? Yes. Am I crazy? Yes. Do I acknowledge this weakness? Apparently....

But...I don't even say "I'd like to talk." I just go She-Hulk when I can't get a zipper to work and it ends with "and that's why I hate myself." Am I honest? Yes. Am I crazy? Yes. Do I acknowledge this weakness? Apparently....

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