The Most Interesting Cat in the World: I don’t always want to be friends. But when I do, I make sure you’re reading a book and my butthole is in your face. Anyone who has a cat will know how true and funny this is!
This is in reference to a child's song called little kittens" The 3 little kittens lost their mittens and their mother refused to give them pie. When they found their mittens the mother then allowed them to have their pie!