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TAYLA yrs) there is a spider in my room. Me : you could kill it. Me : use a shoe. TAYLA : ok hang on. ( pause) I used Sadira's shoe.

Having neither room in your closet, nor empty hangers, but still firmly believing you need more clothes. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

Having neither room in your closet, nor empty hangers, but still firmly believing you need more clothes. Totally me!

Seriously..congrats on completing a weekday of being a functional human being, but your daily tasks really aren't exciting enough to warrant a Facebook status.

Cauliflower “Meat” Balls

Thanks so much for that update about your super busy life. nobody has ever gone to work, the gym and made dinner in one day. How DO you do it? I do it but not the gym I workout at home saves time and money

On our anniversary, I want you to know how much I've enjoyed annoying you all this time & how excited I am to keep doing so in the future.

Funny Anniversary Ecard: On our anniversary, I want you to know how much I've enjoyed annoying you all this time & how excited I am to keep doing so in the future.

Asking how my day at work went is like asking how a drive-by shooting went... I'm just lucky I got out alive!

Asking how my day at work went is like asking how a drive-by shooting went, I'm just lucky I got out alive! This is so true these days!

My mom always said I'd get worms, not salmonella. But, I've been doing it for almost 40 years, and I've never gotten either.

This is my philosophy right there. Same goes for cookie dough. I will buy packages of cookie dough and just eat it, don't even bake cookies. It drives my fiance crazy.

How we are kinda feeling about homework these days...

I actually don't need to control my anger. Everyone around me needs to control their annoying habit of pissing me the hell off.

This is actually my life right now.

sometimes I just can't tell

I can't tell if I'm dealing well with my life these days or I just don't give a shit anymore.

Truth.

I realized today that too many of my conversations start with, 'I saw this thing…

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