Nobody cares you're 'at the gym' or 'taking a shower'. This is Facebook, not your AIM away message from 1998.

Nobody cares you're 'at the gym' or 'taking a shower'. This is Facebook, not your AIM away message from 1998.

@Jenna Phillips @Dani N. this is how i feel when the boys tell us they can't handle all 3 of us.... don't even give a fifth of a fuck ;)

@Jenna Phillips @Dani N. this is how i feel when the boys tell us they can't handle all 3 of us.... don't even give a fifth of a fuck ;)

Choosing the perfect outfit for one night can destroy an entire room.

Choosing the perfect outfit for one night can destroy an entire room.

If Ryan Gosling could be sitting with me and encouraging me throughout nursing school. Well, I was gonna say that I'd do great. But in reality, I'd be doing absolutely nothing but him :) SEXY white boy!

@Dawn Ertel Funny Friendship Ecard: Just because I'm nice doesn't mean I'm your bitch.

@Dawn Ertel Funny Friendship Ecard: Just because I'm nice doesn't mean I'm your bitch.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: 'I have enough clothes and shoes, I don't need to go shopping', said no woman ever.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: 'I have enough clothes and shoes, I don't need to go shopping', said no woman ever.

Funny Confession Ecard: Sometimes, my inner black woman comes out and says 'Aww Hellll Nah'.

Funny Confession Ecard: Sometimes, my inner black woman comes out and says 'Aww Hellll Nah'.

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