Soap for Stalkers | via Whisky River Soap Co. | ''Barely creepy, just like you. Stalkers get a bad rap. It’s not easy spending half the night perched on a flimsy tree limb holding up heavy binoculars in 40-degree temperatures. It’s called commitment. Much like our commitment to soap. Dark and mysterious, our Soap for Stalkers looks a lot like your backyard at night when you’re peeking out of your bedroom window because you heard a strange noise again.''