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especially after you have turned down 5 options already! you do care! haha Oh and don't ask if I want to eat out and then not have options.

Haha! I've never shopped at Forever 21. And I sure as hell am no light weight. It'll take quite a few more to equal a hangover. Still young enough for that. ;)

You may be prettier, skinnier and tanner than I am, but I out-boob you on every level.

Funny Reminders Ecard: Some days should come with a warning label: Today is going to suck, so bring alcohol.

What I love most about our friendship is that it's based soley on innapropriate conversations that no sane person should have. Ever.