Funny Encouragement Ecard: Women are angels. When someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly. Usually on a broomstick. We're flexible like that.

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Women are angels. When someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly. Usually on a broomstick. We're flexible like that.

I need to go to Walmart but I can't find my pajamas
ABSOLUTELY true in this town!!!

I need to go to Walmart but I can't find my pajamas ABSOLUTELY true in this town!!!

Funny Wedding Ecard: Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown man child who cant take care of himself.

Funny Wedding Ecard: Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown man child who cant take care of himself.

If you would just listen and do something the first time I asked, Mommy wouldn't have to lose her shit.

If you would just listen and do something the first time I asked, Mommy wouldn't have to lose her shit.

I have owned over a million bobby pins and hair-ties in my lifetime. Do you want to know how many I have now? Maybe 5. | Confession Ecard

I have owned over a million bobby pins and hair-ties in my lifetime. Do you want to know how many I have now? Maybe 5. | Confession Ecard

When a girl says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, she's using the same time scale a guy is when he says the game has 5 minutes left. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

When a girl says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, she's using the same time scale a guy is when he says the game has 5 minutes left. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

Funny Lunch/Dinner Ecard: I am really bad at measuring pasta, so if you and 79 of your friends want spaghetti, come on over!

Funny Lunch/Dinner Ecard: I am really bad at measuring pasta, so if you and 79 of your friends want spaghetti, come on over!

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