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LOL...but I' m so "pushy"!
Stand up for yourself. Bitch quotes.
Hahaha this is pretty much right on. Yup... Not only did I stand up for myself but also for my family... Funny how that works when you stand up for yourself and the other person isn't getting their way, pitching a fit and lying on top of that... But some how magically that makes me the bitch because my husband and I don't want to listen to your drama and lies anymore.
Im such a bitch life quotes quotes quote bitch girly quotes instagram quotes self love
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pretty much my anxiety filled life...
My semi anti social self
My life in an ecard.
at the grocery store....
Story of my life at Walmart lol
ahaha it never fails!
BAHAHAH I'm totally going to do this!
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OMG I can't wait to do this to my husband because this is so funny
i'm doing this to my boyfriend one day hahaha
#love #eternal #missyou
Hahaha!! Married life.... LOLOLOL that is so hilarious, and pitiful. In our house it is the little toddler hand under the door...
My girlfriend slid this under the bathroom door Now I have two clingers to deal with #funny #girlfriend #slid #bathroom #door #clingers #deal #humor #comedy #lol
2 scoops of grumpy
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The story of my life hate mornings LOL
Sorry for the language, but so funny! :)
Everyone knows you are just one positive, "I love my life" status away from a nervous breakdown. | Courtesy Hello Ecard
Funny Courtesy Hello Ecard: Well, aren't we just 2 scoops of grumpy in a bowl full of bitchy this morning?..i do have to remember this for some people.......
Story of my life! I'm not a morning person...
Haha! Might be me on a monday morning...
Haha funny... Definitely know one of these!
*giggle, giggle, giggle*
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Protect your valuables at the beach with this quasi-gross diaper disguise. | 25 Clever Tricks To Make Your Summer So Much Better #lifehacks
hide your stuff at the beach in a diaper!
Diy. What a great idea for the beach! Beach tips, vacation tips! Pin now & thank me later!
beach hint, life hack, buy a diaper and insert your valuables, never have anything stolen from the beach again
Beach Hint: Buy a diaper and insert your valuables. Roll it up to look like a used diaper. Bam! Never have anything stolen from you on the beach again....Seriously a really good idea!
Omg yes because this just looks disgusting! I probably would forget my stuff was in it because it's a full, rolled up diaper. Great idea!
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true story........ so true
Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 65 Pics so true
100% of the time. This is sad and so true today. I still make eye contact.. silly me.
yep. #animals #loveanimals #peoplesuck #eyecontact #quote
SO true! I'm an animal lover!
E Cards: My first instinct when I see an animal is to say "hello". My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.
My first instinct when I see an animal is to say "hello!" My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away ;) | eCards
It is unjust that some children have to put up with so much just because they are biologically connected to a person. I would much rather have a dead-beat parent than a semi-involved mom that harms her kid and is too damn selfish to see it... Cody will need years to overcome the damage she continues to inflict on him, and that breaks my heart!
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Children dealing with narc fathers.
This is so true it isn't even funny.
I don't feel sorry for you. I feel sorry for the poor children who have to deal with you.
You definitely shouldn't reproduce. Ever. Funny Ecards
Lock the dead beat moms up too!! She can't raise them without her mommy & daddy ...
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Lock the dead beat moms up too!! She can't raise them without her mommy daddy ...
Or they go to bank of mom/dad. Must be nice while the rest of us work our asses of for our kids these lazy cows sit at home complaining how hard it is to be a parent. When the kids are never with them. SMH
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This is so true!!! Love when people judge me and they are so far from having their own shit together!
Yes We Are.... Some People Need to Get A LIFE and LIVE IT - Quit Judging others
I need to remember this when I think of the hurt I'm caused by people judging me. So thankful for the love and support of the people in my life who truly care about me.
Truth about judging and being judged!
People who live in glass houses throwing stones?
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I want this shirt.. but I need to start running again first!!
Cute workout gear
Got my run in....on a Monday at that! Some people should seriously consider giving it a try rather than running their mouths Find more like this at gympins.com
Run More Than Your Mouth Workout Tank. Would love to give this to some people! Haha.
running shirts! maybe not this particular one
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Girl truths: Don't let anyone with bad eyebrows, tell you sh*t about life. :)
Anyone with bad eyebrows life quotes funny quotes quote life. Carli has always had a thing about eyebrows since first grade.
SO FUNNY... made me laugh out loud!
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Funny Ecards hahaha
I had a friend respond to me with this... And honestly, I thought it was rude of her. It might have been cute if she laughed afterwords but seriously? Why be offended or rude? (I'm pregnant with baby #5 so I do understand what it's like to be pregnant and deal with other people!) End of rant.
When people point at my pregnant belly and ask if I know what it's going to be, I like to say, 'We're hoping it's a baby.' That's hilarious!
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Funny Text Message #funnytextmessage
Trying to save money
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Funny Pictures Of The Day – 75 Pics I do my alarm clock every five minutes for I hour!!!!
This is me on Sunday mornings (thankfully not QUITE that early). YIKES!!! lol
The last one made me laugh
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life hacks! -- If you drink apple juice before bed, you'll wake up with it in bed. Just sayin'.
Life hacks! Ignore the chopsticks one! It's supposed to be chapstick!!! Chapsticks heals paper cuts!!
best diy and crafts ideas ever
life hacks! This is awesome! :)
Life Hacks #lifehacks #life #tips
I seriously almost peed I was laughing so hard and my husband thought I was nuts.
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bahaha. The '90s kids will get it...
LOL!! I was such a big fan of NSYNC and Justin Timberlake I had a whole wall in my room as a mural of NSYNC! And I went to like 6 of their concerts! <3
Hahahaha literally laughed so hard. I need to do this to my calendar next year.for the nsync fan
Get it? Funny!!! Have to be a real NSYNC fan.
So funny. Now this song is stuck in my head. theberry.com
oh the good ole days of the backstreet boys.
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ecards diamonds are a girls best friend
All I want for Christmas is you. Just kidding. Give me diamonds. | Christmas Season Ecard | someecards.com
hahahahaha this is like a girl version of Dwight- "All I want for Christmas is you. False, diamonds."
Mean girls and Miley hahaha
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I love Miley, but I'm sorry this was so funny.
Lmfao I love Mean Girls #mileycyrus
too many mean girls quotes apply to miley cyrus
when Mean Girls applies to real life.
Mean Girls humor
GOOD TO KNOW!! If a thief forces you to take money from an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you should do is punch your pin in reverse. EX: if your pin is 1234 you punch 4321. The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out but will be stuck in the machine and the machine will immediately alert the police without the theif's knowledge. Every ATM has this feature.
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GOOD TO KNOW!! If a thief forces you to take money from an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you should do is punch your pin in reverse. EX: if your pin is 1234 you punch 4321. The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out but will be stuck in the machine and the machine will immediately alert the police without the theifs knowledge. Every ATM has this feature. Share this to your most popular board!!
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I want to build one of these as a gag gift for someone.
electrical brush :P
funny inventions - Google Search
Electric toothbrush. TRUST ME. I know what I'm doing.
Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 80 Pics
Shampoo and conditioner / Y U NO EMPTY AT SAME TIME?
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LONG HAIR PROBLEMS
Shampoo and conditioner, Y U NO empty at same time?! LOL SO TRUE.
Huge pet peeve of mine! Why cant they run outt at same time?!?!
Shampoo and conditioner - story of my life!
A mirror on some stairs
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I would totally do this. And I would also forget I did it and then scare the hell out of #funny scary pranks #day by day #funny photos #funny shit #wtf fun facts| http://americanidol365.blogspot.com
Haha funny stuff!
Funny Prank Ideas For April Fools Day
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Obama and grumpy kitty
#GrumpyCat #meme For more Grumpy Cat stuff, gifts, and meme visit www.pinterest.com/erikakaisersot