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Well, it's not because I'm shy.

Mom always told me if you cant say anything nice, then dont say anything at all. And some people wonder why Im so quiet around them.Via someecards

When Mommy finally gets up to spank your butt, that's when you know... Shit just got real.

So, SO true. I remember when my Mom got off the couch, I had messed up.

Lol!! Hope you like your dog-faced, uneducated hooker.. because, You don't get to get me back. :)

I'm anxious for the day you realize I was the complete package after you have moved on to dog-faced uneducated girls who can't give you a damn thing!

The problem with closed-minded people is that their mouths are always open.

The problem with closed-minded people is that their mouths are always open. SO TRUE!

anyone who claims their life is nothing but perfect is lying to themselves and a bigger fool than we can imagine... pathetic really

LOVE this and SO true! Reminds me of a couple people.

I can run....drunk as hell! As long as I have my partner in crime

I hate those friends too,. Saw a couple of guys bring a drunk friend back to the boat in a dock cart once. Ecards I hate those friends too Saw a couple of guys bring drunk friend back to the boat in dock cart once

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Today I didn't wear makeup.  Four people asked me if I was feeling okay.  ...Thanks for thinking my real face looks like I am physically ill."

Thanks for saying my face looks like I'm ill with no makeup. The ONE DAY I don't wear eye make up. ALL my littles ask me if I'm sick.

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