S#its & Giggles
This one goes out to the ex.
healing the heart
Liar, cheater, you're perfect for each other or maybe you forgot you were cheating on your husband with him while he was also cheating on you. Good luck with that.
At first I wanted to hang out, but then I thought about having to be around people and I was like, nah I don't wanna do that.
Truer words have never been said
it's up to you
Yes, I forgive you for letting me waste my time pursuing an emotionally unavilable selfish asshole.
My dear, you are not even worth the expenditure of air that it would take me to talk shit about you. Move along, please.
OMG! It's perfect!
That's what she said!
Before you marry him, listen to him chew; if you can stand that noise the rest of your life, go ahead with the wedding. Trust me on this one.
S#!ts & Giggles
(Ignore the second and) Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you'd miss them.
Ecards and funny
Funny Breakup Ecard: The good news is your ex set the bar low enough to make your new boyfriend's ordinary accomplishments seem impressive. Bahahahaha
Don't Get Butthurt