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If I start giggling for no apparent reason, it's because the voices in my head are whispering, and it tickles.

I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult and THAT is why we are allowed to buy alcohol. Lol funny but true!

Another reason why I'm glad I had sons. (Confession: I'd originally only wanted daughters. Guess I forgot about the screaming. For some girls, it begins while they're tots and continues through those wonderful teen years. *shudder*)