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Funny Baby Ecard: You know how when you're in the bathroom for half an hour and nobody bothers you? Yeah, I don't.I'm not a Dad.

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Funny Confession Ecard: I fully intended to have the house cleaned, dinner made, and look incredible when you got home. It's just that I fell asleep.

WORKING POCKETS - Album on Imgur

WORKING POCKETS - Album on Imgur

You know that feeling of being able to sit down when you're exhausted? Yeah, me either. I'm not a dad.

You know that feeling of being able to sit down when you're exhausted? Yeah, me either. I'm not a dad. HAHAHAHA this is SO my mom.

First Time Mom & Dad: The Best of Som(ee) Parenting Cards--Wordless Wednesday and Hump Day Humor FTM Style)

Just call me Kristina because I'm tired of hearing the word Mommy

Just when I think that my daughter inherited nothing from me, she trips over her own feet and slams into a wall. Then I say to myself, 'Oh, there I am!'

Oh my I so hope mine and Leon's little girl will never inherit these genes. Then on second thought it will be super fun to see it happen to someone else for once in my life lol ;

Thought I was the only one who did this

Thought I was the only one who did this

Dear Fairy Godmother, Think you could bippity-boppity-boo me back to 17 years old and that awesome body I thought was fat? Thanks.

Dear Fairy Godmother, Think you could bippity-boppity-boo me back to 17 years old and that awesome body I thought was fat? Thanks. Yeah all of this would be so much easier

hahahahahahaaaa you do finally get to this point!

LOL this is so me. my husband thinks they walk over me but i'm over it.

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