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Reminds me of Don Quixote, which makes me love this even more.

Now that is certainly encouraging! Should come back to a workout center.

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Finally.......now I don't have to pretend to disguise my glass.........ha.

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Pretty much. I like Redbull&"Awesome Water" so much. I like "Awesome grey goose water" and cranberry juice. I call it Goose and Berries when I order it.

<3 This is what Tyler says to me when I'm sad and upset...except usually it's whatever chick flick is out that I want to see...I love him!!

If only I could find a guy who enjoys watching Disney movies as much as I do!

My life-- and every other mom's out there.

this is my life.Gosh,all Moms are amazing. They have to put up with their crazy kids. My Mom must be like SuperMom if she can put up with someone like me.

Well....maybe the fourth lol

Just kidding I'm on my cupcake. Just kidding I hate cupcakes. Just kidding I live for cupcakes. Just kidding I live for veggies. Just kidding veggies make me sick. Just kidding millennials make me sick.

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Funny Confession Ecard: I can't cook & hate to clean, but I'm certain my expertise in sarcasm & raiding the Target clearance section makes me a rare gem. This is me.

:-)  The dino show that used to be on tv, the baby would say "not the momma" to the dad, thats what my kids would say

She'd be "the Mom! and not only smarter than Dad . smarter than any of Dad's friends too!

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